You dirty old man now you know you got it Once you've caught it nothing can be done It's fatal and it's fast so look back into the past Realize you're not the only one You cannot escape the fatal illness You realize there's nothing you can do Took you by surprise Won't leave you till you die There's a fuckin' fatal illness on you! Poor big fat Al With a fatal illness on his hands Too late for him now At least he understands IT'S THE END Doctors told you everything about it There's no cure and now you are going to die ake the time you got and smoke a lot of pot Have a fucking party to say goodbye Way big fat Al With a fatal illness on his hands Too late for him now At least he understands IT'S THE END