Friday arrives And we need supplies Our flyers are wise They got the good buys You tape over the mouth On your cigarette packet Whitened teeth Never yellow or blacken Put the 12-pack in your knapsack Get the 20-pack Throw it in the hatchback Sure to get cash back Then you wonder why you binge Why you can't take it slow When your fridge is full of jumbo Tubs from Costco I've got in bulk I've got in plenty If this weekend's Armageddon I'll be ready I'm a get it ready Armageddon ready I can sleep alone, eat alone Work alone, tweet alone But where's my phone? Where's my phone Gimme my phone I can decorate my place With discriminating taste Boutique brands Unique little snowflakes Old friends I don't miss them I got them in the system Pop 'em up onscreen Ghosts in the machine I boast more than Most you know They're just not in town Nah, they're not around, no I've got in bulk I've got in plenty If this weekend's Armageddon I'll be ready I'm a get it ready Armageddon ready Are you coming to show? Why, who's gonna go? It's everyone, you know Everyone you know Who's gonna play? It's every big name There's a hundred stages It's outrageous Whatever you're in the mood for They got it at the food court Fried and hotter No outside water We'll have to use spittle Show me what you brought I said that's a little Have you ever tried a lot? Take the Xanax first 'Til anxiety deserts Then the rest is dessert Then the rest'll be dessert Cause whatever you need There's a line for that But we're pissing in the trees No time for that, time for that, time I've got in bulk I've got in plenty If this weekend's Armageddon I'll be ready I'm a get it ready Armageddon ready