I lost my car to the Riverside Drive Last seen headed up the Upper West side 138th Street or 139 What's yours is theirs What's theirs was mine Now it's gone for parts It's gone for fun It's gone for sure Ask anyone No, they're not polite They don't say please With the cover of night They never use keys (Chorus) Now there's a stranger in my driver's seat There's broken glass around his feet And the radio will change it's tune Removed beneath a New York moon The precinct has an icy clerk Her hand fills out the paperwork But the cops don't look for stolen cars You can wish upon a star It happens every now and then That people see their cars again Some are found on cinder blocks With open trunks and busted locks They say in this town nothing sleeps That goes for thieves and chimney sweeps The smart ones say to keep your ride Park it on the Jersey side (Chorus) (Repeat 1st verse) Manhattan nights are full of rats Republicans and Democrats Most of them have learned the rules The rest of us just go to school (Chorus)