Tom: C
F C G Am
[Verse 1: Jack Maynard]
F
Okay, here we go again
C
I'm stuck here with a friend
G Am
I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben
F C
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin
G Am
Cause she got way more hair than I got growing on the chin
F C
This ain't the army where the bombs meet
G Am
In her teeth she's got salami, maybe broccoli
F C
Imma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie
G Am
Look like she been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but
N.C.
"Oh my god"
F C
She just whispered in my ear
G
"I think you're hot." (I think you're hot!)
Am
I should whisper in her ear
F
"I think you're not." (I think you're not!)
C
She said "Let's call a cab"
I'd rather call the cops
G Am
Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog (Ew)
F C
Girl I don't wanna be no hero
G Am
Like Superman saving people
F C
No I don't wanna meet your parents
G Am
Even if it's Robert DeNiro
F C
But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle
G Am
I got you homie, it is not a problem
[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
F C G Am
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
F C G Am
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
F
I know I'm asking a lot
C
But mines so hot
G Am F
I need this favor
C G F C G Am F C G Am
Need you to jump on this grenade
F C
I know I'm asking a lot
G
But mines so hot
Am F
I need this favor
C G F
Need you to jump on this grenade
[Verse 2: Jack Maynard]
F
Can someone save me?
C
Can someone help me?
G Am
Cause girl gone need more than a filter to take a selfie
F C
I guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me
G Am
And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy
(I mean that is literally incest)
F C
But mamma didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her
G
Close my eyes, about to kiss her
N.C.
("Eughhhhhhh... I can't do it man, I'm sorry!")
[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
F C G Am
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
F C G Am
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
F
I know I'm asking a lot
C
But mines so hot
G Am F
I need this favor
C G F C G Am F C G Am
Need you to jump on this grenade
F C
I know I'm asking a lot
G
But mines so hot
Am F
I need this favor
C G F
Need you to jump on this grenade
[Bridge: Conor Maynard]
F C
So please don't go
G Am
Cause I can't do this alone
F C
Well I could, but I won't
G Am
Cause a threesome would be gross
F C
Oh, please don't go
G Am
Cause I can't do this alone
F C
It don't have to last too long
G Am
Just enough for me to cum
[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
F C G Am
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
F C G Am
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
F
I know I'm asking a lot
C
But mines so hot
G Am F
I need this favor
C G Am F C G Am F C G Am
Need you to jump on (I need, I need, I need) this grenade
(Can you jump on now)
F C
I know I'm asking a lot
G
But mines so hot
Am F
I need this favor
C G Am N.C.
Need you to jump on this grenade
