Tom: Bm G,F#,Em G,F#,Em [Verse] N.C. I am a country sleaze, nobody will mess with me, G,F#,Em G,F#,Em N.C. That man over there he don’t really care, He looks at me with a country stare, G,F#,Em G,F#,Em N.C. Touch my body, touch my soul, touch that deep and disused hole, G,F#,Em G,F#,Em N.C. Well I am disgusting, I’m ashamed, to this so called human race, G,F#,Em G,F#,Em N.C. And I am a country sleaze, wallahs buy me a country tease, G,F#,Em G,F#,Em G,F#,Em G,F#,Em [Chorus] N.C. I am a country sleaze, why are you not a country sleaze? I am a sleaze, a country sleaze, I’m a country sleeeeeeaze, G,F#,Em G,F#,Em G,F#,Em G,F#,Em N.C. Well I am country sleeeeaze. [Outro] G,F#,Em G,F#,Em G,F#,Em G,F#,Em