Tom: Em G Would you order on demand G From the disembodied hand G C From the moving lights up in the sky? G 'Cause there was a time you know G When I had my own live show G C It was improvised for the camera's eye E A It was made up in the ring D G Back when Bob Hope was king C D Back when every choice felt right B Back when life was black and white G C Now there's one thing I regret G D How I wish I didn't care G C How I wish I could forget G D G C D C D That I was someone then when we were on the air G It was June of '55 G I walked out when we were live G C Cause I knew I was made for bigger screens than just G G That small time comedy, just a half hour parody G C It was cinema marquees for me or bust E A We were heroes with a plan D G Back before the laughs were canned C D Back before the double bed B When the carpets all were red G C Now there's one thing I regret G D How I wish I didn't care G C How I wish I could forget G D G Bm C D That I was someone then when we were on the air G Maybe at the traffic light G When I see that big white sign G C Just by chance in my rear-view mirror G Well I don't know what it means G But I know it's not the screen G C It's my own routine and I'm the antihero E A D G But I used to be number one back before the reruns C D Back when every choice felt right B Back when life was black and white G C Now there's one thing I regret G D How I wish I didn't care G C How I wish I could forget G D G C That I was someone then when we were on the air G D G C I was someone then when we were on the air G D G Bm C D I was someone then when we were on the air