Brak: Beeflog beeflog what a treat A hefty hunk of processed meat Dipped in mustard oh what joy I'm a jolly beeflog boy Hot and spicy, mild or plain I even eat the cellophane I might share some with my dog 'cause we both love beeflogs, oh boy! Zorak: Brak I beg to disagree, cheeselog is the log for me As a meal or as a snack, it's my favorite saturated fat Cheeselog cheeselog cylindrical and yellow Cut the cheeselog and I'm a happy fellow (Both sing their parts at the same time) BEEFLOG! (CHEESELOG!)