She says what? She doesn't like your new haircut? Way too long in the back? - it's alright! She comes and goes She doesn't like your faded clothes Hey you're sleazier than most but it's alright! She can still change her mind And stay the night Stay the night You're a substitute for the real deal A substitute for the real deal That she wants so bad She wants so bad She says so She doesn't like your rock'n roll Cos it makes her feel old but it's alright She comes and goes She doesn't like your fading clothes You look cheaper than most but it's alright! She can still change her mind And stay the night Stay the night You're a substitute for the real deal A substitute for the real deal That she wants so bad She wants so bad You killed an elephant to find an ant You made a point that came and went You're a substitute for the real deal Such a substitute for the real deal