He went away So far away on a holiday He met a girl in a greasy bar He should've known he wouldn't get that far They found him in a trunk of a car This is a case for Detective Jones He's gonna start his own investigation An S.O.S to Detective Jones He's busy on the phones across the nation This girl Really famous all around the world Did she fall down from that balcony Or was it murder of the first degree? It all remains a mystery This is a case for Detective Jones He's gonna start his own investigation An S.O.S. to Detective Jones He's busy on the phones across the nation Oooh - here he comes The man's got a master plan Oooh - here he comes Our Jones has got his marker down This is a case for Detective Jones You'll never walk alone when he's in your town A cry for help to Detective Jones He's busy on the phones, preparing a showdown now