Tom: C C/G I curse the day she bought me that old bird G Squalking, talking, telling everything it ever heard C/G F She never would have known about Big Betty Brown and me C/G G C But he fowled up and told her some things you won't believe [Verse 2] C/G Oh, my woman moved out on me today G And left that old stool pigeon parrot trembling in his cage C/G F I hollered from the front porch and stopped her at the curb C/G G C/G And the last thing I gave her was the bird [Chorus] C/G F Oh, the last thing I gave her was the bird C/G And she returned the favor with a few selected words F C/G I don't have to worry now what's being overheard C/G G C/G 'cause the last thing I gave her was the bird [Verse 3] C/G She sat the cage beside her on the seat G And left two streaks of firestone smokin' on the street C/G F The neighbors ran for cover, they could see she was disturbed C/G G C/G 'cause the last thing I gave her was the bird [Chorus] C/G F Oh, the last thing I gave her was the bird C/G And she returned the favor with a few selected words F C/G I don't have to worry now what's being overheard C/G G C/G 'cause the last thing I gave her was the bird C/G F Oh, the last thing I gave her was the bird C/G And she returned the favor with a few selected words F C/G I don't have to worry now what's being overheard C/G G C/G 'cause the last thing I gave her was the bird C/G G C/G Yeah, the last thing I gave her was the bird