Tom: Am C G7 Mother you give good advice, always you mean well. C E7 Am D G7 Now I need it more than ever I'm inside this cell. [ VERSE 1 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 I'm behind a prison wall, the bed's so hard and much too small C C7 F G#7 G7 C There's no pyjamas here at all, Oh Mother what'll I do now? [ VERSE 2 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 They told me they would treat me swell tucked inside my little cell C C7 F Fm G7 C But up to now it's been like h...! Mother what'll I do now? [ CHORUS ] C7 F We're parted from each other and that's too bad. D7 G7 You're my favourite Mother, Oh the best I ever had. [ VERSE 3 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 Tonight I've got a date you see but they won't let me have a key C C7 F Fm G7 C And the Warder's won't wait up for me, Oh! Mother what'll I do now? [ VERSE 4 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 It's hard to pass the time away, I'm in a dangerous mood I say. C C7 F Fm G7 C I've smoked two cigarettes today, Oh! Mother what'll I do now? [ VERSE 5 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 First I stand and then I sit, then I sit and stand a bit C C7 F Fm G7 C But I can't stand much more of it, Oh! Mother what'll I do now? [ CHORUS ] C7 F We're parted from each other and that's too bad. D7 G7 You're my favourite Mother, Oh the best I ever had. [ VERSE 6 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 I got such an awful shock, I asked the time for there's no clock C C7 F Fm G7 C And the Warder said six months "Old Cock Oh! Mother what'll I do now? [ VERSE 7 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 I ordered lunch from soup to sweet but they forgot the fish and meat C C7 F Fm G7 C And since the soup there's nowt to eat, Oh Mother what'll I do now? [ VERSE 8 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 I've had such a tummy ache. All night long I've been awake. C C7 F Fm G7 C Some castor oil they made me take, Oh! Mother what'll I do now? [ CHORUS ] C7 F We're parted from each other and that's too bad. D7 G7 You're my favourite Mother, Oh the best I ever had. [ VERSE 9 ] C A7 Dm G7 C A7 Dm G7 Ive played Peter fly away Paul, Ive played tiddly winks and all C C7 F Fm G7 C Ive written rude words on the wall, Oh! Mother what'll I do now?