Tom: G G Well, when you're down on your luck, and you ain't got a buck, D in London you're a goner. Even London Bridge has fallen down, G and moved to Arizona, C now I know why. And I'll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor G is drier than than the Texas sand. You can put up your dukes, and you can bet your boots D that I'm leavin' just as fast as I can. G C G Am I wanna go home with the armadillo C D G Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene C D The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen. G Well, it's cold over here, and I swear D I wish they'd turn the heat on. And where in the world is that English girl G C I promised I would meet on the third floor. And of the whole damn lot, the only friend I've got G is a smoke and a cheap guitar. My mind keeps roamin', my heart keeps longin' D to be home in a Texas bar. Chorus G Well, I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat D and go down to Marble Art Station. 'Cause when a Texan fancies, he'll take his chances. G C Chances will be taken, that's for sure. And them Limey eyes, they were eyein' the prize G that some people call manly footwear. And they said you're from down South, and when you open your mouth, D you always seem to put your foot there. Repeat chorus till the cows come home