Tom: G G - 320033 Bm - x24432 Em - 022000 C - x32010 D - xx0232 Eb - x688xx [Verse 1] G Here I go again Bm Liquored up and then Em C D Singing Propagandhi until I lose oxygen G Probably want my tab Bm Problem that I have Em C D But luckily for me all my bartender friends are rad G I know I wear my stress Bm I know you're not impressed Em C D But you're not the reason that I put on my party dress G To go out and have a few Bm And if you only knew Em C D That me leaving wasn't the worst thing I could do to you [Pre-Chorus] C I'm not a Christian man D Eb Em I got no grandiose plan D C I'm just trying to stay alive C D Eb With all my money spent paying this god damn rent Em D C And the tension is high D Do you wonder why? [Chorus] G Everybody dies Bm Everybody dies Em C D G Everybody gets fucked every once in a while G Everybody tries Bm Everybody lies Em C D G 'Cause everybody kind of sucks deep down in their soul G Bm I guess heaven sent another president Em C D G But does it even really matter who it is anyway? G When everyone's afraid Bm No one's getting laid Em C D G Bm But everybody gets fucked every once in a while Em C D G Everybody gets fucked every once in a while [Interlude] G Bm Em C D [Pre-Chorus] C I'm not a Christian man D Eb Em I got no grandiose plan D C I'm just trying to stay alive C D Eb With all my money spent paying this god damn rent Em D C And the tension is high D Do you ever stop and wonder why? [Chorus] G Everybody dies Bm Everybody dies Em C D G Everybody gets fucked every once in a while G Everybody tries Bm But everybody lies Em C D G 'Cause everybody kind of sucks deep down in their soul G Bm I guess heaven sent another president Em C D G But does it even really matter who it is anyway? G When everyone's afraid Bm No one's getting laid Em C D G Bm But everybody gets fucked every once in a while Em C D G Everybody gets fucked every once in a while