Tom: C Intro Am F C G G === Verse 1 === Am F C G Candlelight and moonlight all around us, I look into your eyes. Am F C G You hold my hand underneath the table and I can't disguise Am F C G the way I feel. I could've wished a thousand wishes for this night; Am F C G I can't believe that it's finally me and you and you and me, just us. === Chorus 1 === C G C G And your friend Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Am F C G G Leave! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it going? === Verse 2 === Am F C G You took me out for waffles and to the movies, I was hoping for romance. Am F C G You even took me to the Mexican Circus, I thought there was a chance Am F C G Am we'd be alone. I could've wished a thousand wishes for Steve to disappear. F C G C What the fuck's your fucking problem? Why's he always here? === Chorus 2 === G C G Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Am F C G G Go away! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it going? === Bridge === Am G C F It's not that I don't like your friend. But how many hours with him can you spend? Am G C C And it's not that I don't think he's great but it's only you. G G F F C C Only you. I wanna fellate. === Verse 3 === Am F C G Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be and that would be alright. Am F C G Am But let a bitch know just what your steez is so I know if I should shave tonight. F C G Am I could've wished a thousand wishes 'cause I like to be with you. F C G But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve there's nothing I can... === Chorus 3 === C G C G Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Am F C Seriously, what's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it-- Kate: You know, actually, I don't even care how he's doing. Riki: Me neither. C Steve.