Tom: G [Intro] D G D Am G D Am G D Am G D Am G D Am Why's everybody actin funny? G D Am Why's everybody look so strange? G D Am Why's everybody look so nasty? G D Am What do I want with all these things? Gm D9 C9 I went alone down to the drugstore Gm D9 C9 I went in back and took a Coke Gm D9 C9 I stood in line and ate my Twinkies Gm D9 C9 I stood in line, I had to wait G D Am Why's everybody actin funny? G D Am Why's everybody look so strange? G D Am Why's everybody look so pretty? G D Am What do I want with all these things? Gm D9 C9 I went alone down to the drugstore Gm D9 C9 I went in back and took a Coke Gm D9 C9 I stood in line and ate my Twinkies Gm D9 C9 I stood in line, I had to wait [Final] G D Am