Tom: C C = 133211 [Intro:] (Am G) x2 [Verse:] Am I'll tell you a story that happened to me G One day as I went down to Yawl by the sea Am C G The sun it was bright and the day it was warm, Am G Am G Am Says I, "a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm" I went in to the barman, and says "give me a stout" Says the barman, "I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out Try whiskey or vodka, ten years in the wood" Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good." [Chorus:] Am Oh never, oh never, oh never again G If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten Am C G 'Cause I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up Am G Am G Am After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up