Tom: E E [Verse] E Mr. Johnny knows that book just like the back of his hand B A "Trust in the lord, man, he''ll take you to the promised land," E As he shakes the bible in his hand. E Mr. Johnny's got his tent and he's got his fans B A Fancy cars in the driveway and the people say "Look at this." E They don't know his ignorance is bliss. [Chorus] E B A Screaming "love thy neighbor" as he laughs at midgets on TV, E B A Thumbing the cross around his neck and trying sobriety. E B A He looks so peculiar through his specs, 'cause he still can't see. E Is it clear to anyone but me? Is he kidding anyone but me? [Verse] E Mr. Johnny knows not much and he knows it well. B A Two types if people, those to heaven and those to hell. E He takes a drag but he doesn't inhale. E Somewhere down that long tough and winding path B A Mr Johnny's golden rule turn the water green crimson black E His fundamentals are a thing of the past [Chorus] E B A Teaching the children all the virtues of equality E B A Boy tuck your shirt tail in, no room for minorities E B A He looks so peculiar through his specs cause he still can't see E Is he kidding anyone but me? Is it clear to anyone but me? [Verse] E Mr. Johnny raises his brow as the sun goes down B A Through this strange cacophony he hears the trumpet sound E And then he smiles as his feet leave the ground [Chorus] E B A Screaming "love thy neighbor" as he laughs at midgets on tv E B A thumbing the cross around his neck, he's trying sobriety E B A looks so peculiar through his specs because he still can't see E Is he kidding anyone but me? Is it clear to anyone but me?