What are ya gonna do? Shoot da swans? These lovelies? Can't you see when you look at me What a lovely creature is a swan I'm all over fluffy white I wouldn't peck at you or bite And have tiny twinkle toes to dance upon Oh was that good? So you just gotta have a swan Or you're out of luck 'Cause a chicken wouldn't do it Would only cluck And besides you couldn't say I saw a chicken leg ballet They would think you don't know nothin' You are missing you are button 'Cause a chicken's only good for consummate Where upon, where upon Where upon, where upon A chicken or a duck is a mistake When you do swan lake ballet