I've seen youth falter At the last fucking hurdle Resentment of a homewrecker Resentment from a homewrecker And I don't need your sympathy I know what you did to me I know what you did I know what you did to me For a change I Would like more More tattoos For a change I could like myself Cover up my flaws Wrap me in plastic Send me Off downstream The midtown rush And I'm stuck in line Waiting for a sign Passing off metaphors as conversation Down some shitty fucking phone line And I can't think of a better place to be When I can't think of a better place to be When I can't think of a better place to be I wish I could be a better me For a change I Would like more More tattoos For a change I could like myself Cover up my flaws Wrap me in plastic Send me Off downstream I've sat and watched stand by me for the millionth time It's a lifeline I wish I was chris chambers But in truth I'm more like vern I've sat and watched stand by me for the millionth time It's a lifeline I wish I was chris chambers But in truth I'm more like vern And I'm okay with that For a change I Would like more More tattoos For a change I could like myself Cover up my flaws Wrap me in plastic Send me Off downstream