Stranded in this place Cannot move from here Feel the pain and take it easy Find your lover on TV People cheating, faking kisses Nothing's true, it's all made up Fresh white teeth to show the whole world Pete and Maureen, what've you done I'm feeling like an old king With no toys to go to war The soldiers stay at home and The world's in black & white And Cecil loves his pastor The sheeps they all gone mad If you feel something, tell it But be sure that you're on air I'm feeling like an old king With no toys to go to war The soldiers stay at home and The world's in black & white And the best was in the back rows Thirty blondes with one brain Sitting in the kitchen's high stool Writing lyrics to this song I'm feeling like an old king With no toys to go to war The soldiers stay at home and The world's in black & white