Tom: D D [Verse 1] D G D Bm G D I poured kerosene on my old dirty magazines mom and dad don't be mad at me D G D Bm Em In a hole in a tree in the woods by the mattingly's G D G there's a bag full of dvds Em G D A Bb D A Bb D A Bb D G I run where no one can see and they'll console me, console me, no one consoles me like they do D G D [Verse 2] D G D Bm Em Its 10:30 and somebody's calling me G D I ignore them with all of me D G D Bm Em She says there's a hole in me and it looks like a coffee bean G D G check the locks pull it off of me Em G D A Bb D A Bb D A Bb D G I run where no one can see and they'll console me, console me, no one controls me like she does D G A Bb [Verse 3] D G A Bb D G A Bb I'm an adventurer i'm an adventurer i'm just like gulliver thats what I said to her D G A Bb D G Em Em A D She never speaks to me unless we chat privately she never knows its me my handle's anthony33