Phil

Can it be true? 
I'll leave it up to you 
That when you're straight 
You're always late 
Cause you only like me when you're stoned 
You only like me when you're off your face 
You only like me when you're stoned 
You only like me when you're off your face 

Never make a sound 
When you're coming down 
Only satisfied 
When you're high 

You can't be blamed 
For the stupid game 
So if you're all alone 
Just pack a cone