Your CV's impressive
Your haircut divine
Hey, that milk lasts a year
Starbucks and buttfucks
And women's lib
Your taxi is here
Carcinogenic cornflakes
Antibiotic steaks
Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb
Global warming
SUVs
Middle East hate
Your space is MySpace
That Facebook profile
Needs an update
Everyone's trying to cheat
Dig up a bum we can beat
Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb
Love me (love me), strangle me (strangle me)
Jump from the balcony of your penthouse. of your penthouse (careful, gentle now)
Your kid is into (strangle me) amateur porn (love me)
Just a click away with your Microsoft wireless optical mouse, with your optical mouse (careful, gentle now)
Where can I reach Al Gore?
This weather is simply a bore
Careful
Gentle now
Do not
