No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There is no escape From the smell of time The smell of time (the smell of time) The smell of time Bingo baby, you just won a Prius Would you mind filling out the questionnaire? Someone goes on a phishing trip Your life savings vaporize into thin air Masturbation for Dummies Carrot lover or carnivore? The political agenda Is thrown out the mahogany door No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by (fly by) We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There is no escape From the smell of time (the smell of time) The smell of time (the smell of time) Everyone despises you in the waiting line And spanking that monkey is such a drag You can't bring toothpaste on the plane But we seal your liquor in a special plastic bag Sure, the furniture's cheap (so cheap) But someone always has to pay A Messiah complex the size of a T. Rex can be yours to own today A Messiah complex the size of a T. Rex can be yours to own today Besserwissers and assholes take the exit to the left (the exit to the left) That console gives you arthritis so no more grand auto theft Climate changes and terrorist threats have become part of everyday life (everyday everyday) Mow the lawn at any cost while your brother is banging your wife (your brother is banging your wife) No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes, minutes still fly by We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There is no escape From the smell of time (the smell of time) The smell of time (the smell of time) The smell of time (smell it)