[Junior:] Tell me story, tell me story Tell me story, remember what you said You promised me you said you would You got to give in so I'll be good Tell me a story, then I'll go to bed [Father:] Oh, worry, worry, weary ends my day Time to go home without my raise in pay Home by the fire where a man can just relax Sippers there by the chair, not a worry, not a care Along comes Junior swinging his little axe [Junior:] Tell me a story, tell me a story Tell me a story, remember what you said Tell me about the birds and bees How do you make a chicken sneeze Tell me a story, then I'll go to bed [Father:] Came home so late one evening last July Played a little poker the time had passed me by Shoes in my hand and my darlin' wife in bed Up the stairs sayin' a prayer Then a voice comes through the air .... [Junior:] Hi you there, Daddy Remember what you said Tell me a story, tell me a story Tell me a story, remember what you said Tell me how your eye got black Because the doorway hit you back Tell me a story, then I'll go to bed [Father:] Once upon a time I remember long ago [Junior:] Don't go back in history Your memory's kinda slow [Father:] Stop your noisy talkin' Until I finish with my tale Once upon a... [Junior:] Upon a what... [Father:] Upon your back you'll get a swat [Junior:] Tell me about the fish you caught That's was bigger than a whale [Junior:] Tell me a story, tell me a story Tell me a story, remember what you said You promised me, you said you would You gotta give in so I'll be good [Father:] Here's a tale you'll never forget (Tap, tap, tap) [Junior:] Ouch My tails all red [Father:] And now get up to bed [Junior:] Ha, ha come on Daddy Tell me a story Hee, hee