Tom: C
C
Hey there people I'm Bobby BRown
Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
Dm7
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney
C
Here I am at the famous school
Am
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
Dm7
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
G
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her
F
Oh God I am the american dream
Em
I do not think I'm too extreme
Am
And I'm a handsom son of a bitch
Dm7
I'm gonna get a good job and be well rich
G
( get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
C
Women's liberation
Am
Came creeping all across the nation
Dm7
I tell you people, I was not ready
G
When I ***ed this dyke by the name of Freddy
C
She made a little speach then
Am
uuh, she tried to make me say when
Dm7
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
G
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
F
Oh God I am the american dream
Em
But now I smell like vaseline
Am
I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Dm7
AmI a boy or a lady, I don't know which
G
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
C
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
Am
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Dm7
Got a job doing radio promo
G
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
C
Eventually me and a friend
Am
Sort of drifted along into S&M
Dm7
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
G
As long as I gets a little golden shower
F
Oh God, I am the american dream
Em
With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
Am
And I'll do anything to get ahead
Dm7
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"
F G
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
Em Am
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
F G
And my name is Bobby Brown
Dm7 G
Watch me now, I'm going down
F G
And my name is Bobby Brown
Dm7 G
Watch me now, I'm going down
