Step up into the ring You might have just met your match You can't control that thing I would not take that chance Hey I am the red cape diver You can talk that talk, can you walk that walk? I am the red cape diver Ah it fires torpedoes So kiss your lolita Make sure they know you might Die hug your bambinos Have your last meal Make sure they know you're scared Ah I don't want to die Tell my momma that I love her Tell my poppa the same thing And when I step up into the ring Pray for me, I'm gonna need it Both of our eyes lock eye to eye Battle to the death, which one will die I'm so scared, I don't want my mom to die Or my dad or my dog or my best friend What if my boo boo died, what would I do without them What would they do without me, what would I do without... It fires torpedoes, I'm hit, I'm down