I come stumbling in at a quarter to three To the sound of my own dog growlin' at me I'm scared to move or turn on a light You've got me creepin' around in the dark Like a thief in the night I've got no excuse, I should have known I've got no place to live I never feel at home I walk into the kitchen to see what's there I'm tired and I'm hungry but the cupboard's bare I've been working all day and all night too I can't believe this is all I have to come back to I guess I'll take a look upstairs, in the danger zone I wonder what I'm doing here When I never feel at home I'm a stranger in my own house I've got the keys to the door But I'm still locked out I'm a stranger in my own house I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow this house down Can't be a stranger in my own house I see the do not disturb sign on my bedroom door What is this sheet and pillow laying on the floor I wore out my welcome I hear you loud and clear It's time to get a few things straight around here I've got no excuse, I should have known I've got a place to live but I never feel at home I'm just a stranger in my own house I've got the keys to the door But I'm still locked out Stranger in my own house I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow this house down Can't be a stranger in my own house I've got no excuse, I should have known With a woman like you I'm better off alone I'm a stranger in my own house I've got the keys to the door But I'm still locked out I'm just a stranger in my own house Oh, honey I'm home I'm just a stranger in my own house I'm just a stranger in my own house You got a lion on your hands girl, not a mouse! I'm just a stranger in my own house I'm just a stranger in my own house Well, somebody's got to go... Stranger Stranger