Matzah Ball Soup

Matzah ball soup 
Matzah ball soup 
I don't want no stinking carrots in my 
Matzah ball soup 

I want chicken broth, and maybe some noodles 
Then i'll wash it all down, with a nice noodle kugel 
I'll have some coconut macaroons for desert 
And don't you try to stop me or you're gonna get hurt 

I don't wanna hear you kvetch or complain 
You should know my gall bladder is causin' me pain 
I've been sittin' through this seder for nearly three hours 
Don't wanna make me use my gefilte fish powers 

Matzah ball soup 
Matzah ball soup 
Hard boiled eggs 
A nice side of liver 
If i've gotta ask you to pass the salt one more time you ain't 
Gettin' no dinner 

A bowl of beet borscht 
I made it with onions 
I'm tired of brisket 
These shoes are killing my bunions 

I don't wanna hear you kvetchin' or whinin' 
We all know your mother's turkey ain't exactly fine dinin' 
I've been sittin' through this seder for nearly three hours 
Don't wanna make me use my gefilte fish powers 

Matzah ball soup 
Matzah ball soup 
Hard boiled eggs 
A nice side of liver 
If i've gotta ask you to pass the salt one more time you ain't 
Gettin' no dinner 

Come on with the borscht! 

Matzah ball soup 
Matzah ball soup 
Hard boiled eggs 
A nice side of liver 
If i've gotta ask you to pass the salt one more time you ain't 
Gettin' no dinner