Atkins Diet

You want to go on a diet 
You want to shrink the size of your ass 
You've got to cut those carbohydrates 
Baked goods are a thing of the past 

Hamburger with lettuce for a bun 
Eat nothing that comes from grain 
You want to lose weight just like everyone 
So eat your meat, eat your protein 

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