Join the Church of the Immaculate Preconception Free at last, great god almighty, free, free, free at last Picking out some new gods, a new Adam and Eve Pass me the crown of barbed wire, give me a donation and watch me bleed I'M DYING WITH MY BOOTS ON Can't see, hear, smell anymore, I'm close to the bone Got about as much taste left as Liberace, legionnaire's disease Another nail in the coffin-and for my next trick I shall die But I'll be laughing when it comes the time for the inquisition line I'M DYING WITH MY BOOTS ON Finish me with a hatchet I'M DYING WITH MY BOOTS ON Headed for my funeral...it's all greek to me Living is a horror...living is a horizontal fall Spend all your life acting out chapters of your autobiography Life ain't worth the paper that it's printed on So I'm going to sit right down and write myself a death certificate Another nail in the coffin, another kidney stone to hurl END OF THE WORLD OF THE SPECTACLE OR THE SPECTACLE OF THE END OF THE WORLD Finish me with a hatchet I'MDYINGWITHMYBOOTSONI'MDYINGWITHMYBOOTSONI'MDYINGI'MDYING I'MDYING