have you heard a single word ive said? time to brush the crumbs out of your bed do i want a life of leisure? what the hell is wrong with me? first a tremor,then a seizure middle aged lobotomy unrepentant scofflaw on the lam layin waste to all the best laid plans i swear the gingkos working in reverse C is for the casanova Us unglued and never over N is for the noose you knotted T is for the tears i blotted C is carbon tetrachloride U stands for im standing upright N is not for non infectious Ts translating little lectures erect the barricade - and call off the crusade dont you point that thing at me theres no such thing as gravity i gave you a mountain you gave me pain,but... why are the pretty ones always insane? C is for contamination Undergoing litigation N is never never land and T is for the tramp i am Cs committing cunnilingus U unless the odor lingers N is no assembly needed T is for the truth mistreated look at all the ugly people diggin holes to pass the time semi spastic weak and feeble never ending pantomime you come equipped and be prepared a roll of duct tape,a cattle prod and a polygraph machine C is for the crumbs you throw me U is you dont even know me N is not for understanding T is trust thats too demanding C is for the country teaser look at all the ugly people U is upright in your freezer fillin holes to pass the time N is for the end of meaning non elastic weak and feeble T is in the tower leaning never ending pan