Well I fell into prison At about a quarter to three Where I found in my cell A glass waitin' for me So I filled what was empty And I pulled up a stool But the stood in the corner The ol' devil wouldn't move He said you drink when you're lonely No I drink when I want He said you'll never be sober Sure why would I want that? I only drink to be merry But unfortunately I'm in the wrong prison cell with the wrong company