My girl's sick and grumpy She don't feel too good It's her period or something I don't understand why should I She's a f*cking emotional rollercoaster I'm a man Read a book 'bout a yogui Renunciated the world Never got laid Eternal bliss What will God? All my friends are driven by Dominated by and live for their wieners No super conciensness Men are pigs and dogs They just wanna get their d*cks sucked yeah Sex I love it, think about it all the time It drives me f*cking crazy The first time I got laid and the first time I made love Were too diferent times I've been with horses And women of filth reputation I'm a man of filth reputation I masturbate every kind of way Every kind of thing A friend of mine put honey on his d*ck And stuck in an ant hole No one'd fucked his dog Men are pigs and dogs They just wanna get their d*cks sucked yeah