Tom: G G C D [Verse] G D Alyce Revere, she glows from ear to ear Em C D She says she's more appealing in the morning G D After 3 Minute Abs, a shower then a nap Em C D She surfs the internet until the evening [Chorus] Em G But in her mind she's alright D C With the same thing every night Em G She is slowly wasting time D C She says her soups and search engines suit her fine [Interlude] G C D [Verse] G D Alyce Revere lives with her brother dear Em C D His name is Andre and he is a writer G D He tried and he tried to get Alyson outside Em C D But nowadays he doesn't even bother [Chorus] Em G 'Cause in her mind she's alright D C With the same thing every night Em G She is slowly wasting time D C She says her soups and search engines suit her fine [Interlude] G C D Em G D C [Bridge] Em G Her soups and search engines, her soups and search engines D C Her soups and search engines suit her fine Em G Alyce Revere, she glows from ear to ear D C She says she's more appealing in the morning Em G After 3 Minute Abs, a shower then a nap D C She surfs the internet until the evening