I've got these two friends that I know I met them at the last show And I like to see them But I can’t be seen with them and my friends If they go, then I can't go I've got these two friends that I know They don’t really smell that great Whoa, that's bad I would love to see them But I can't be seen with them and my friends If they go, then I can't go I've got these two friends that I know And I wish I could talk to them I wish I could talk to them I have two smelly friends that I know And I wish I could talk to them Yeah, I wish I could talk to them But they smell so bad I can't be seen with them