Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to your block party Coming in at five-foot-four, in the stained khaki pants and button up shirt He's sold you your car insurance, he's your favorite house on Halloween, he's not welcome at my house without asking Here to bust a move at the block party, your neighbor Greg! I'm Greg I'm Greg! Greg (Greg) I'm Greg That's my name I'm Greg (I'm Greg) Gregging it up! Look at me, Greg! If you ask me my name I will respond with Greg Cause uh- I- that's me (Greg) I'm Greg (Yeah man, love you Greg!) My name's Greg! If you look at my birth certificate, that's what it's going to say (Greg) Greggory But if we're friends, you can call me Greg Or if you don't know me I'm Greg! (Greg!)