Tom: Cm (G7) C Alright my son, say no more, Leave it out, no bother G7 As it happens its your shout Straight up, Pull the other In a right 2 and 8, hang about C What's the damage Chief? ere! Who's your mate? The geezer with the bunny in the trilby hat F Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that F#o7 C A7 D7 Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe, but underneath, G7 C B Bb A Ab G Gb F7 'E's alright. Bb Propping up the bar at the Winchester Club "A V.A.T. on the slate please Dave" F Eb D7 Terry's still looking for a sub. Eb Arthur's onto a nice little earner Terry's getting agg and the chance of an hernia Bb Minding the disco down some boozer Giving him a slap but he's onto a loser F Pound to a penny that he don't get paid F7 Bb C7 C#o7 Dm Eb Eo7 F G7 On account of the recession in the used car motor trade Alright my son, say no more, Leave it out, no bother As it happens its your shout Straight up, Pull the other In a right 2 and 8, hang about What's the damage Chief? ere! Who's your mate? The geezer with the bunny in the trilby hat Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe, but underneath, 'E's alright. Terry's piling up the Zeds Been up on a job all night When all of a sudden there's an horrible scream And somebody's switching on the light It's Arthur, Y-fronts caught in his zip Brahms & Liszt and he needs a place to kip Terry gets the hump with Arthur 'cos he Won't go home 'cos of 'Her Indoors' "She'd kill me Terry, odds on bet I ain't got the bottle; Ain't you got that kettle on yet?" Alright my son, say no more, Leave it out, no bother As it happens its your shout Straight up, Pull the other In a right 2 and 8, hang about What's the damage Chief? ere! Who's your mate? The geezer with the bunny in the trilby hat Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe, but underneath, 'E's alright.