If this isn't love The whole world is crazy If this isn't love I'm daft as a daisy With moons all around And cows jumping over There's something a-miss, And I'll eat my hat if If this isn't love! I'm feeling like the apple On the top of William Tell; With this I cannot grapple because, Because you're so adorabelle If this isn't love The winter is summer If this isn't love My heart needs a plumber I'm swingin' on the stars I'm ridin' on rainbows I'm bustin' with bliss, And I'll kiss your hand If this isn't love!