Waistcoat, braces and a cheap smile Keep them in a big pile Make them die Paint those nails Paint them a big child Indie grown men don't file Don't catch my eye You look like a hairstyle You look like a boy named Kyle You look like a hairstyle You look vile You look like a hairstyle You look like a boy named Kyle You look like a hairstyle And they'll say 'watch your mouth Or they'll never put your record out They'll print your vinyl inside out I should know! Don't say fuck It's better to say truck or duck I was in a band once I should know' You indie monster You've got a shrunken head Even when you're at your best I'd still like to bump heads until you Stop breathing Stop breathing I want you Dead Even when you look your best You still look underfed I keep seeing you Skulking round nightclubs With your ridiculous head I wonder, oh I wonder 'Bout all those things you said Now I've got this urge It comes and seldom goes away Fly conquer to a lace And smash your teeth right off your face You indie monster You've got a shrunken head Even when you're at your best I'd still like to bump heads until you Stop breathing Stop breathing I want you Dead Even when you're at your best You still look underfed You've got your band Ropes tied around You're not much more than baggage You've got your band Ropes tied around You're not much more than baggage You've got your band Ropes tied around You're not much more than baggage I left you in the ground I turned those speakers up real loud You've got them loud Ropes tied around You're not much more than baggage now