Tom: C Intro: F Verse: C Dm F G7 Emma eats bread and butter, like a queen would have ostrich and cobra wine C Dm F G7 We'll have satanic Christmas Eve, and play piano in the chateau lobby Chorus: F G7 I've never done this, baby be gentle it's my first time, I've got you inside F G7 People are boring, but you're something else completely… Damn let's take our chances Verse: C Dm F G7 I want to take you in the kitchen, lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in C Dm F G7 So bourgeoisie to keep waiting, dating for 20 years just feels pretty civilian Chorus: F G7 I've never thought that, ever thought that once in my whole life, you are my first time F G7 People are boring, but you're something else I can't explain, you take my last name…… Bridge: Dm First time you let me stay the night despite your own rules Em You took off early to go cheat your way through film school F You left a note in your perfect script G7 Stay as long as you want, and I haven't left your bed since (verse x2 during the sweet ass mariachi horn solo) Chorus: F G7 I haven't hated, all the same things as somebody else, since I remember F G7 What's going on for, what are you doing with your whole life, how 'bout forever………. End on F