Baby, baby why won't you let me be You're a major pain in the ass And I don't need the hassle can't ya see Please I need some peace of mind That I was hoping I would find But you just kept a buggin 'Til I was crawlin under the rug and baby Stressin, jump back baby back away Get off my back you monkey You got my nerves jumping like a junkie today Get it, hit it Poison ivy you come creepin up right behind me You make me itch, baby you're so unkind Poison, baby you're like poison ivy You make me itch and I'm all out of Calomine So this is how you get your kicks Lickin up everything after me Baby, don't pet my dog And certainly don't mess with my birds or my bees Jesus, I got a Peeping Tom And I was hoping she was gone But she just kept a knockin 'Til I was crawling under a rock and baby Stressin, jump back baby back away