I ran into an old girl the other day That married a guy I once knew She told me he never comes home till it's late And when he does his dollars are few And I said Baby Everybody's got problems and I'm no exception to the rule Everybody's got problems If you won't tell your problems to me Then I won't tell my problems to you A guy that works beside me down at the shop Said his oldest boy laid out of school He was loafing on the street got picked up the cops And it just made him feel like a fool And I said Buddy I saw Preacher Brown and he lamented to me We haven't seen you in a month or so Our Sunday School attendance is falling off bad And our coughers are getting mighty low And I said Preacher Baby every evening when the sun goes down I'm walking and wringing my hands You're putting me on as you're putting me down And it's more than old Faron can stand But everybody's got problems and I'm no exception to the rule Everybody's got problems And Baby my biggest problem is you Yeah my biggest problem is you