I like to do a song of a great social and poetical import It goes like this Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz? My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends So lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz? Oh lord, won't you buy me a color tv? Dialing for dollars is trying to find me I wait for delivery each day until three So oh lord, won't you buy me a color tv? Oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you, lord, please don't let me down Prove that you love me and buy the next round Oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? Everybody! Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz? My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends So oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz? That's it!