I been feelin’ nasty, I even beat up my dog I been feelin’ nasty, I even beat up my dog And if things don’t better Gonna chuck it all in a hollow log My clothes are funky, I haven’t got a pair of shoes My clothes are funky, I haven’t got a pair of shoes I got the mean, low-down No-account, dirty, funky-ass polecat blues Well the man said, Baby, come and have a drink with me Well the man said, Baby, come and have a drink with me So I pulled out my pistol I took a swig and shot him right through the knee (I was aimin’ high but I missed) Oh, California, that’s where I long to be Oh, California, that’s where I long to be With the Sun in my pocket, smokin’ weed, stay in bed and watch TV Oh, Lordy, Lordy, you know I paid my dues Oh, Lordy, Lordy, you know I paid my dues I got the mean, low-down No-account, dirty, funky-ass polecat blues I got the mean, low-down No-account, dirty, funky-ass polecat blues