Family Guy

But I'm Yours

Family Guy


Lois: Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world.
Peter: Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois. Hey let me tell you something.  I know i haven't always been the perfect spouse. 
Lois: You do OK.
Peter:  I drink too much and leave the cans around the house. 
Lois: Well you do do that.
Peter:  And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse. 
Lois: What?!
Peter:  I may be thoughtless. 
Lois: No you're not.
Peter:  I may be sloppy 
Lois: Well, a little
Peter:  I may be stupid. 
Lois: Well, a lot.
Peter:  But I'm yours 
Lois:  You're figure isn't always what it ought to be. 
Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds.
Lois:  But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me. 
Peter: Thank you.
Lois:  Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.