Lois: Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world. Peter: Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois. Hey let me tell you something. I know i haven't always been the perfect spouse. Lois: You do OK. Peter: I drink too much and leave the cans around the house. Lois: Well you do do that. Peter: And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse. Lois: What?! Peter: I may be thoughtless. Lois: No you're not. Peter: I may be sloppy Lois: Well, a little Peter: I may be stupid. Lois: Well, a lot. Peter: But I'm yours Lois: You're figure isn't always what it ought to be. Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds. Lois: But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me. Peter: Thank you. Lois: Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.