[Marvin]
That's the king. Treat him nice
Use some brains; now protect him
[Whizzer]
Yes, I know
Here I go
[Marvin]
Play the game
[Whizzer]
Please, don't watch me
I can do it!
[Marvin]
Have a little scotch
[Whizzer]
Shit, I blew it
Maybe you could show me where
I fear I've lost my head
[Marvin]
Do you want my help?
[Whizzer]
No, I don't
I can think it through myself
[Marvin]
Start again. We've seen the worst
[Whizzer]
I'll go first
[Marvin]
Move a pawn
[Whizzer]
No, sir
[Marvin]
Move
[Whizzer]
Where?
[Marvin]
There
[Whizzer]
Here?
[Marvin]
Move a pawn
[Whizzer]
Who?
[Marvin]
Not the queen
[Whizzer]
Who?
[Marvin]
Jesus
[Marvin & whizzer]
Life's a sham and
Every move is wrong
We've examined
Every move as we move along
[Marvin]
Winning is everything to me
[Whizzer]
Nothing is everything to me
[Marvin]
Winning is everything to me
[Whizzer]
Nothing is everything to me
Except sex
[Marvin]
Move a pawn
[Whizzer]
And money
[Marvin]
Good first move
[Whizzer]
Quite alright
Take a turn
[Marvin]
Thank you kindly
[Whizzer]
Move the pawn
Move the pawn
Take my hand
Play the game
[Marvin]
God you're pretty
[Whizzer]
More's the pity
Since you need a man
[Marvin]
What?
[Whizzer]
Who's brainy
[Marvin]
Or
[Marvin & whizzer]
Witty
[Marvin]
Move
[Whizzer]
What should I do now?
[Marvin]
Move
[Whizzer]
Where?
[Marvin]
There
[Whizzer]
How should I behave myself?
Maybe we should call it quits
[Marvin]
This game shits
[Whizzer]
Let me win
[Marvin]
Yes, sir
[Whizzer]
Please
[Marvin]
Yes
[Whizzer]
Thanks
[Marvin]
Wait!
[Whizzer]
Whizzer wins!
[Marvin]
Wait!
[Whizzer]
Whizzer wins!
[Marvin]
Wait!
[Whizzer]
Checkmate!
[Marvin & whizzer]
Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along
[Whizzer]
Marvin...!
Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner
Be a patsy, lose at chess
Always bravely acquiesce
Clip the coupons, make the dinner
And love him
This has got to come to a stop, marvin
[Marvin]
This had got to come to a stop, whizzer
[Whizzer]
This has been a lousy but
[Whizzer & marvin]
Fabulous flop
[Marvin]
Anyone understand?
All I want's a kiss
Anyone understand?
[Whizzer]
Don't start explaining
I'm sick of explaining
(Marvin) and [whizzer]
And this had better come to a stop
(Whizzer) [marvin]
Now, (whizzer) [marvin]
Ciao, (whizzer) [marvin]
Bend
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
[Whizzer]
This had better come to an end
[Marvin]
This had better come to an end
[Marvin & whizzer]
This had better come to an end
