Your Cousin Cindy Touched Me Once I Did Not Stop Her So We Carried On During Family Holidays She and I Always Found a Way You Never Knew, You Never Knew You Never Knew I Was So Untrue Because I Lied, Because I Lied Because I Lied, I Lied and I Lied and I Lied When I Said I Was With Paul I Was With Felicity Jones The Big-chested Red Head I Swore I Did Not Know She Cornered Me While You Were Buying Me a Beer She Knew Who You Were But She Did Not Care You May Have Been Wise The Whole Time You Knew the Wrong Numbers Were Right I Hope the Whole Time You Were Doing the Same So I Will Not Have To Swallow All of the Blame You Said You Were Leaving Because You Did Not Feel Needed So I Lied As I Tried to Agree So You Left Me Alone With Me and Myself So I Drank and I Drugged To Become Someone Else