Tom: A A [Verse 1] A Why get up ? Why get up ? D How can I get up? A Why should I get up? E D This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough N.C A (I'm gonna sleep forever,) why get up? [Verse 2] A Phone keeps ringing, right off the hook A Some bill collector I know what cooks D Think I'll stay in bed and dream all day A The world outside bugs me anyway E D When I get things going, the going gets rough N.C A ( So I ask myself )Why get up? [Verse 3] A Why get up? Why get up? D How can I get up? A Why should I get up? E D This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough N.C A ( I'm gonna sleep forever ) Why get up? [Verse 4] A Went to the doctor, he said lose some weight A If you don't do it quick, we'll have to operate D I talked to my lawyer, he said case is closed A That woman got it all, even the garden hose E D Staring at the ceiling, thinking just my luck N.C A (I better roll back over) Why get up? [Verse 5] A Why get up? Why get up? D How can I get up? A Why should I get up? E D This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough N.C A (I'm gonna sleep forever,) Why get up? [Guitar instrumental] x2 A x4 D x2 A x2 E D A A The same as the verse chords, with added snoring and other sleeping effects ! [Verse 6] A Well, I can't quit drinking, I'm nervous all the time A When I wake up it's like a ton of lead on my mind D What was it I said to that girl last night? A She really got upset I best stay out of sight E D I remember a gun, callin somebody's bluff N.C A (I better duck under cover) Why get up? [Verse 7] A Why get up? Why get up? D How can I get up ? A Why should I get up? E D This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough N.C A (I'm gonna sleep forever) Why get up? [Verse 8] A Why get up ? Why get up? D How can I get up? A Why should I get up? E D This whole world's gone crazy think I've seen enough N.C A (I'm gonna sleep forever) Why get up?