All: We're all jammed in the car And we're going really far Driving deep into the trees With hod dogs, chips and cheese To make the week go quicker We've packed a ton of liquor Rye and tropicana We'll go totally bananas! Spring break vacation is just Bling bling 'cause something in this musky air Makes us want to sing Cabin in the woods (oooh) A cabin in the woods (yeah) We're five college students on Our way to an old abandonded cabin In the woods (oooh yeah) Ash: All my friends are here For the best spring break of the year Away from school and from s-mart A week way off the charts Linda: A holiday with ash All that i'd ever ask He's so cute and thin And that's why I love him Scott: This will be just like camp But with a slutty tramp In a few hours you will see me Doing the nasty in a tree Shelly: Scott's looking to get busy But fresh air makes me dizzy I'm so his perfect girl Oh, look, there goes a squirrel! Cheryl: A week up in the woods of Pure tranquility A chance for me to rest in a Nice facility I came up to this cabin to read And sleep and bake Scott: Hope our headboard rattlin' don't Keep your prude ass awake! All: Cabin in the woods (oooh) A cabin in the woods (yeah) We're five college students on Our way to an old abandonded cabin In the woods (oooh yeah) Ash: This trip will be wacky fun Linda: Seven days to snuggle my honey bun Shelly: A week of drinking Scott: And premarital sex Cheryl: And tonight i'll make some snacks out of hershey bars and chex All: Listen to us now and make no mistake We're gonna have fun 'cause it's Spring break We'll pour, we'll score, we'll fall Flat on the floor We'll do all this and a whole lot more - in our Cabin in the woods (oooh) Cabin in the woods (yeah) We're five college students on our Way to an old abandoned Cabin in the woods Yeah (yeah) We're five college students on our Way to an old abandoned Cabin in the woods Cabin in the woods Cabin in the woods We're five college students on our Way to an old abandoned... Cabin in the woods